Screw RP, I give up. Lets try something..interesting.

SPM in terms of DotA

Rules

1. Pumping is not allowed during the game. Abusers will suffer a disqualification from the tournament. Pumping is defined as buying items for another player.
2. Players are not allowed to leave during the course of any game.
3. TeamSpeak is not allowed.(It's a programme to talk to people online with a microphone, if you don't know)
4. Bug abuse is not allowed.
5. Bribing administrators is a perma-ban offence.
6. Characters will be played each game until the time ends. When the time ends, each individual player has to rush in the base with whatever level it's at and attempt to destroy the base. Teammates are not allowed to help and there will be 9 or more opponents in the base to stop you, depending on what level your difficulty is set at (mine's 10)
7. The amount you damage your opponents will determine the result. Killing all of them confirms you a place in the next round.

Advice

1. Having a solo lane is good at the start of the game, and although your teammates are sharing a lane, it doesn't necessarily mean they're doing as well as you. Look at your level, for instance, compared to theirs.
2. If an opponent kills you, it will only lower your morale, so don't let that happen.
3. Level 25 is the very minimum to support your way through those 9 or more opponents, and even if you don't get there, there is no harm in trying.
4. DO NOT AFK IN BASE.
5. De-leveling your opponents does you no good. Concentrate more on farming your own gold rather than preventing your opponents from doing so.
6. Concentrate on the main opponent when reaching the base, because if you fail to do any damage to him, you lose the game. The main opponent is the BladeMaster (BM).
7. When you are officially done with the game, do not save the replay and watch it again, because it will only make you regret that you could have done better.

For you DotA language illiterate people, here’s a translation

Rules

1. No copying or giving out answers.
2. You are not allowed to leave the hall during the examination.
3. No talking during the exam.
4. Calculators that can be programmed are not allowed
5. Bribing examiners will cause you to be banned from national examinations forever.
6. On the 13^th of November, your time for farming and leveling is up, and you have to sit for the examination. Finish the 9 or more examinations required without the help of anyone else.
7. Scoring straight A1s will guarantee you a place in the future.

Advice

1. Studying alone is more effective than studying in a group (most of the time).
2. Do not let enemies crush your hopes.
3. Be as prepared as you can be, and if there isn’t enough time, there’s no harm in trying.
4. …Is there any way to explain this?
5. Making your enemies do worse does not make you your result any better
6. Fail BM and you’re just screwed.
7. Don’t look back when you’re done with it, it will only make you regret that you could have done better.

The Return

Another dream? I'm not letting It go this time.

"Brin, Ista, Nar, Dae!"

A burst of coruscating light blew the wooden house up to slats. I levitate high above the ground, encased in azure bars and suspended by a magical force. Minutes later, I fall, but spring right up again, ablaze and rejuvenated. I fix the crick in my neck, and draw my ornate staff from one of the bodies lying around me. I walk away and into the shadows in the midst of the chaos I had fomented.

"Revenge!"

It echoed in the walls of my head. It was time for me to seek out the one who cause all this.


(I'm too lazy to continue, this blog entry was drafted 7 days ago but I got so bored of the .txt file hanging around in my desktop, I posted it anyway. GG, see you next entry)

-Nothing to do with the blog-

(This section of the entry is dedicated to Chia Wei and his need to see, I quote: POEMS ABOUT CUTTING YOURSELF AND WATCHING THE BLOOD FLOW AND HOW IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR DARK DARK LIFE)

I'm level forty-five,
I am a gay pally,
I'm grinding to level blacksmithing,
So I can make some...money.

I want to forge a knife (preferably Gutgore Ripper but I know you can't forge it),
Which I would really love,
Because when I think about life,
I want to cut myself and watch the blood flow, making me feel better about my dark dark life, as mentioned above.

(Ahh, got it to rhyme.)
(If you don't play WoW, congratulations on wasting 15 seconds of your life reading that crap. If you do play WoW, congratulations on wasting 15 seconds of your life reading that crap.)

A vivid dream

(Erm if you're reading this, Happy Birthday Chia Wei! Calling you that is just weird..)
(Note: Read introduction post or you'd probably understand snot here)
My vision turned dark again as it was time for me to settle in....

When I arose, a scene played in my mind - a scene too vivid to be just a dream. It came back to me, more complete than ever, but it almost seemed like It belonged somewhere else. Nonetheless, I was greatly appreciative that there was a chance to see that part of me again. It came back to me, only to let me know there is more waiting to be done, and more patience to be instilled. Something was definitely wrong but I could only think of enjoying that dream.

Memories would never last so long in my head as I used most of my energy that night focused on healing my wounds. Yet how was this dream so clear to me? Or was it a dream at all? It is time for me to rest more, but my curiosity sprung from this vision and my hopes of It returning have gone much higher. The only thing I could think of was to have the room lit up and to record the strange phenomenon that I might forget the day after.

(Note: Your clue in deciphering the entry - pay attention to the choice of words. Also know every sentence has a significance to my real life.)

Introduction!

White flashes of light jolt into my eyes as my eyelids twitch rapidly. I had only hoped I didn't live after all that I've gone through, but He still has a purpose for me here. It was time for me to glue the pieces together again, until I noticed a big part of me missing - the one I needed. I can only rest here on my bed and continue to write, praying and hoping that part of me returns. For when I look at that being in the mirror, I know he is only a result of the mistakes I have made, and there is nothing to be proud of until It returns. Long has it been, since the days of Avarice, but these scars seem to be a part of me now. I knew it was time for me to move on, but how was that possible?

HELLO! Chia Ern here, if you're going, "ZOMG WTF IS HE TALKING ABOUT", here's how it goes. The introduction: This is just my creative way of expressing the way I feel. The blog is called gemyndrp because Gemynd is my RP nickname, and RP simply means Role-Playing, which is what I will continue to do for until I get really bored of this. This will be the first and last translation of my 'creative' post. The first entry meant:

Hmm, woke up today, bad mood, don't know what I'm doing in life. It's time for me to stop feeling sorry for myself and move on with life because I know I can't depend on a single person to make me happy. It's been long since its happened but even when I know that, this pain seems to be permanent. I want to move on, but I just can't.

Kthx, I know I'm boring, just humour me and tell me its good kay? And don't forget to comment!
*SWITCHES BACK TO RP MODE FOR THE REST OF THE BLOG*